Presented without comment.
- Corn dogs.
- 4-H Fairs.
- The meaning of 4/20.
- Why Super Bowl commercials are funnier than the Super Bowl itself.
- Why wearing pajama pants to the grocery store is okay.
- I say grocery store, not supermarket.
- The relative unpopularity of the Simpsons, as compared to Spain.
- That guy.
- Who Steven Colbert is.
- Why I hate the so-called word “irregardless.”
- Why we love to combine celeb couples’ names, e.g., Brangelina.
- The Internet is a series of tubes.
- LOL Cats.
- Why some Americans think Spanish food is spicy.
- What, exactly, “Spanish rice” is.
- Hot pockets.